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Friday, January 29, 2016

NOT VERY FAMOUS LAST WORDS



We know that Marie Antoinette said, "Let them eat cake".  Patrick Henry said, "I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!" & that Julius Caesar said, "Et tu, Brute?" but do you suppose anyone ever said these last words?:


I'll get a world record for this. 

It's fireproof. 

He's probably hibernating. 

I'm making a citizen's arrest. 

So, you're a cannibal. 

Are you sure the power is off? 

Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it? 

I've seen this done on TV. 

These are the good kind of mushrooms. 

Let it down slowly. 

Rat poison only kills rats. 

Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town. 

It's strong enough to hold both of us. 

This doesn't taste right. 

Nice doggy. 

I've done this before. 

Well, we've made it this far. 

That's odd. 

Don't be so superstitious. 
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Not my last words, but my favorite words to hear, "Dinner's ready"!!---- fishducky