My son Matt sent me this:
The computer swallowed Grandma,
Yes, honestly it's true!
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Mr. Google
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her,
And send her back to me.
Following (after these 2 cartoons) are some clarifications & instructions for getting the maximum use from your computer. The first one is the most important. My computer has graciously put them in alphabetical order for your convenience, although I don't recall asking it to do that. The incorrect alignment, spacing & indentations were also courtesy of my computer.