Today I offer you some "Knock, knock" jokes you may not have heard before. At least, most of them were new to me. Most of them came from jokes4us.com so if you don't like the jokes, tell them, not me!!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interru...
Mooo!!
But remember,
Knock,
knock
Who's
there?
Heifer!
Heifer
who?
Heifer cow is better than none!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Otto
Otto who?
I don't know--I've got
amnesia
Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma who?
Imma gettin’ old, open the door!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry, it’s just a knock knock joke.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!
Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly -
opportunity doesn't knock twice!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Jesus
Jesus who?
How many do you know?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Jesus
Jesus who?
How many do you know?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Help, madam
Help, madam who?
Help, madam finger is
stuck in the door.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
The IRS. We're taking
your house.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lookfer! Lookfer who?
Lookfer another job,
loser. Yours is goin' to India!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Duck
Duck who?
Just duck! They're
throwing things at us!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sorry
Sorry who?
Sorry, wrong door
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Spider
Spider who?
Spider what everyone
says, I like you!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Omelette
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I
look.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howie
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this
dead body?
Knock, knock
Who's there
Who
Who who
I'm sorry, I don't speak Owl
Knock, knock
Who's there
Who
Who who
I'm sorry, I don't speak Owl
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm
dwowning.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Idaho
Idaho who?
I da ho! Where da John?
And for those of you who have had just about enough of these:
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Thermos
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock, knock joke than this.
Who's there?
Thermos
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock, knock joke than this.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
Knock, knock
Who's there
Toronto
Toronto who?
Toronto be a law against knock, knock jokes
I feel like I'm
diagonally parked in a parallel universe----fishducky
