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Wednesday, February 17, 2016

KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? RHINO! RHINO WHO? RHINO EVERY KNOCK KNOCK JOKE THERE IS!!




Today I offer you some "Knock, knock" jokes you may not have heard before.  At least, most of them were new to me.  Most of them came from jokes4us.com so if you don't like the jokes, tell them, not me!!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow. 
Interru...
Mooo!!

But remember,

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Heifer!
Heifer who?
Heifer cow is better than none!


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Otto
Otto who?
I don't know--I've got amnesia


Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma who?

Imma gettin’ old, open the door!


Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry, it’s just a knock knock joke.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!


Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?

You didn’t remember me!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!



Knock knock
Who's there?
Jesus
Jesus who?
How many do you know?



Knock, knock
Who's there?
Help, madam
Help, madam who?
Help, madam finger is stuck in the door.



Knock, knock
Who’s there?
The IRS. We're taking your house.



Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lookfer! Lookfer who?
Lookfer another job, loser. Yours is goin' to India!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Duck
Duck who?
Just duck! They're throwing things at us! 



Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sorry
Sorry who?
Sorry, wrong door

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Spider
Spider who?
Spider what everyone says, I like you! 

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Omelette
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look. 

Knock, knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom. 

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Howie
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this dead body?

Knock, knock
Who's there
Who
Who who
I'm sorry, I don't speak Owl

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Idaho
Idaho who?
I da ho! Where da John? 

And for those of you who have had just about enough of these:

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Thermos
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock, knock joke than this.


Knock, knock

Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes! 


Knock, knock

Who's there
Toronto
Toronto who?
Toronto be a law against knock, knock jokes 














I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe----fishducky