The chair that has a notch cut into it
for your bag.
This spoon that has a mark to show you where the center of gravity is.
An arrow which will tell you if the package has been tipped over.
Two cups you can carry in one hand.
An ATM that lets you select the denomination of your bills.
A place to find out if your winter coat will keep you warm
before you buy it.
The radio that doesn’t play until your
seatbelt is buckled.
These Pringle-like chips with a tab
that lifts them up
so you don’t have to put your hand in the tube.
The mirror with a heated section in the
middle
so it doesn’t steam up when showering.
The sewing kit that comes pre-threaded.
The gum that comes with a tiny set of
Post-its for
throwing it away when you’re done.
The vending machine for dogs.
The Canadian store that gives a bigger
discount
the colder it gets outside.
The Korean station where the
pumps hang from the roof,
so it doesn’t matter which side your gas cap is
on.
The school that has somewhere to lock up
your skateboard.
This mango that has a sticker that tells
you the optimum color for taste.
The USB sticks that show you how much
space has been used.
And this one that’s made out of paper!
This biker’s jacket that has brake
lights and indicators.
This 21st-century tie.
Messages that appear only when it rains,
thanks to hydrophobic liquids.
The desks in this school that have
pedals
to encourage the children to be active.
Mirrors with TVs in them.
The restaurant that has a button you
press
when you want the bill or the waiter.
Then there are these; which may be slightly more important:
We finally know
what Pluto looks like:
NASA
There are
wheelchairs that can go upstairs:
Via youtube.com
And
phones that can bend every which way:
Tattoos
can be removed like this:
There's apparently nothing left to invent,
so sit back & enjoy this old song:
Not sure if this fits in here but I like it:
We are stuck
with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works----Douglas
Adams (& fishducky)
