Thursday, February 25, 2016


I've been thinking about these things I saw on BuzzFeed:

We eat pizza from the inside out.

If you live to be 70 years old you will spend
10 years of your life on Monday.

Sometime in the future, someone will say your name for the last time.

Deaf people probably don’t understand why farts are funny.

The word ambiguous only has one meaning.

Outer space isn’t empty, it literally contains everything there is.

It’s not possible for Wolverine to get circumcised
because of his mutant healing factor.

When jogging, we put on special clothes so people
don’t think we are running from or to something.

How do vampires always look so neat and tidy
 if they can’t see themselves in the mirror?

If you drop an Oreo you can still safely eat two thirds of it.

There’s only one sunset, and it’s been going around the earth for billions of years.

What does my mirror look like when I’m not looking at it?

Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

The Swiss must have been pretty confident of their 
chances of victory if they
included a corkscrew on their army knife.

If you did something “like a boss,”
you’ve probably just paid someone else to do it.

In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to fall asleep.

Wrong is spelled wrong in the dictionary.

Mothers only get a day, but sharks get a whole week.

Can Chewbacca even say Chewbacca?
Shouldn’t his name be something like Rawwwraaraar?

Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.

Morgan Freeman’s voice sounds even better in his own head.

If you wake up earlier on weekends now you get to
 sleep in for 5 days a week instead of two.

As Andy grew older, all of his toys sat motionless and watched him masturbate.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative----fishducky