I've been thinking about these things I saw on BuzzFeed:
We eat pizza from the inside out.
If you live to be 70 years old you will spend
10 years of your
life on Monday.
Sometime in the future, someone will say your name for the last
time.
Deaf people probably don’t understand why farts are
funny.
The word ambiguous only has one meaning.
Outer space isn’t empty, it literally contains
everything there is.
It’s not possible for Wolverine to get circumcised
because of his mutant healing factor.
When jogging, we put on special clothes so people
don’t think we are running from or to something.
How do vampires always look so neat and tidy
if they can’t see themselves in the mirror?
If you drop an Oreo you can still safely eat two thirds
of it.
There’s only one sunset, and it’s been going around the
earth for billions of years.
What does my mirror look like when I’m not looking at
it?
Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
The Swiss must have been pretty confident of their
chances of victory if they
included a corkscrew on their army knife.
chances of victory if they
included a corkscrew on their army knife.
If you did
something “like a boss,”
you’ve probably just paid someone else to do it.
In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to fall
asleep.
Wrong is spelled wrong in the dictionary.
Mothers only get a day, but sharks get a whole week.
Can Chewbacca even say Chewbacca?
Shouldn’t his name be something like Rawwwraaraar?
Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.
Morgan Freeman’s voice sounds even better in his own
head.
As Andy grew older, all of his toys sat motionless and
watched him masturbate.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative----fishducky
I took an IQ test and the results were negative----fishducky
