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Thursday, March 3, 2016

HOW CLEVER!!

       
   

(Some, but not much of this was posted in January, 2015.)


I like businesses that have a sense of humor.
  I have actually seen these trucks with their slogans:


CULVER CITY MEAT & PROVISION--“You Can’t Beat Our Meat”

ARROGANT BASTARD ALE--“You’re Not Worthy”

These (from outwestnewspaper.com) are professed to be real.
I have no reason to doubt them:

ART'S ELECTRIC--“Let Us Remove Your Shorts”
HOGAN’S WINDOW CLEANING--“Your Pane is Our Pleasure”
SLIM'S SANITATION--“We’re #1 in the #2 Business”
ACME RADIATOR--“The Best Place in Town to Take a Leak”
AMAZING ELECTRICS--“If it Works, it’s Amazing”
FLORENCE GLASS SERVICE--Give Us a Break"
GLENN'S PASTRIES--“Get Your Buns in Here”

(& my personal favorite):

WILLET'S WINCHING--“Can’t Get it Up?”

These are not current business slogans or signs (as far as I know)
but I think they should be:

VET”S WAITING ROOM--“Back in 5 Minutes.  Sit!  Stay!”
MATERNITY HOSPITAL DOOR--“Push, Push, Push!”
BRAKE SHOP--“Free Brake Check.  Stop Here if You Can”
ELECTROLUX VACUUMS--“Nothing Sucks Like an Electrolux”

FUNERAL HOME--“Drive Carefully.  We’ll Wait”

My Ducky, Lucy sent me these.
Thank you, Lucy!!

 





 

 









And I found these online:



















Not too many cartoons today;
my fingers are tired:








I had amnesia once -- or twice.  I can’t remember----fishducky