I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds.
People get out of the way much faster now.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their
mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really
like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and
renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this
morning.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We
haven't met yet.
When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment.
Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.
Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining
order is just a piece of paper. (Amen to this one!)
Why
do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer
me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need
expert advice.
At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a
room and remembering what I came in there for.
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Old age should come sooner, when you're younger & can deal with it better----fishducky

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