There are some women, I have heard, who make some sort of competition out of screwing the most powerful politicians possible. I guess the President of the United States, reputedly the most powerful man on the planet, would give them an automatic first prize.
There are rumors that Lyndon Johnson, for instance, would have the Secret Service flash a special light in the Oval Office if he was in there with a woman to warn him if Lady Bird was on her way. That being said, I offer you this from cracked.com. I have no idea if any of it is true, but it's certainly possible (The text is also theirs.):
· No matter which side of the aisle you align with -- or, hell, even if you're standing IN the aisle -- there's at least one or two presidents whose lives you view with rose-tinted glasses on. They're upstanding, intelligent, and probably prudes. Just kidding, they're usually none of those things.
· Especially the prude part. It turns out that our presidents span the veritable spectrum of sex -- ranging everywhere from downright despicable to surprisingly progressive. Which probably isn't surprising given the country they were in charge of. We teamed up once more with our favorite star-spangled photo manipulator AuntieMeme to show a glimpse of some of this surprising conduct -- things like...
Alex Hirsch has drawn a series depicting this year's presidential hopefuls as Pokemon characters. Trump is Muk because Muk is "the only Pokemon that's literally a pile of talking garbage."
Since I've taken a personal oath to try to make you laugh:
So exactly when is this "Old enough to know better" supposed to kick in?----fishducky