I never used to take any daily medicine when I was younger. Then, in the early 90's (the decade, not my age) I got diabetes. The endocrinologist I used to go to had me on a dozen or so pills a day plus insulin injections. I once asked him why I had to take so much medicine. His answer: Because you've got diabetes. Duh!!
When Phil, my late father-in-law, was about 90, his regular physician either retired or died (which I'd guess you'd call a final retirement) so we took him to our doctor for a checkup. He took Phil off of about half of his meds. Among other things, he was regularly taking both a diuretic & pills to keep him from peeing so much.
Did you know that my son Blake is a drug dealer? He's actually a pharmaceutical representative (one of those you see at doctor's offices) but it gets more people's attention when I introduce him as a drug dealer.
I think that anyone who asks his doctor if a new medicine is right for him, as the ads suggest they do, must be very brave if he has paid attention to the disclaimers. They show you sunny skies & happy people & then say something like "In rare cases, your head may fall off" or "In some cases, people have been known to grow a third eye" or something equally as bad.
For some odd reason I was suddenly reminded of an old joke:
A man was born with a silver screw in his navel but it never bothered him so he had never had it removed. Later in life he was seeing a new physician & during the exam the doctor asked him about the silver screw. He told him he didn't know why it was there but he had had it all his life & it had never caused a problem. The doctor insisted he be allowed to remove it & he finally consented. The doctor found a screwdriver, sterilized it & removed the screw--& the guy's ass fell off!!
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10 INNOVATIONS IN HEALTH THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND
Amazing innovations; they’re changing health care, and they’re happening now.
Exoskeletons allow paraplegics to walk upright.
Nanobots are being developed that enter blood vessels to repair damage and distribute drugs.
A sprayable foam can significantly aid in sealing trauma wounds.
Special glasses enable people with color vision deficiencies to see color.
People are utilizing 3D printing to revolutionize health care and save lives.
A high-res microscope was developed to better study cancer cells’ behavior.
A smaller, more durable pacemaker helps people live longer.
A sensor in a sweatband is being used to help with dehydration and muscle fatigue.
A unique glove helps Parkinson’s patients steady their hands.
Some more jokes (from rd.com):
My mother was rushed to the hospital following a serious tumble. There the staff placed a band around her wrist with large letters warning: Fall Risk.
Unimpressed, Mom said to me, “I’ll have them know I’m a winter, spring, and summer risk too.”
After a checkup, a doctor asked his patient, “Is there anything you’d like to discuss?”
“Well,” said the patient, “I was thinking about getting a vasectomy.”
“That’s a big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?”
“Yes, we took a vote … and they’re in favor of it 15 to 2.”
Mark Twain warned: “Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
The same can be said for these English-challenged notes doctors wrote on patient charts:
“The patient is married but sexually active.”
“When standing with eyes closed, he missed his right finger to his nose and has to search for it on the left side.”
“She does indeed have a fear of frying and mental problems that she attributes to deep-fat fryers.”
“The patient is a 53-year-old police officer who was found unconscious by his bicycle.”
“Her father died from a heart attack at age 12.”
I'm thankful I didn't need surgery: