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Monday, May 23, 2016

THIS POST SHOULD NOT BE READ BY YOUNG PUNKS



3 cartoons--1 example:




(This was sent to me by my friend Carole, to whom I am grateful.)


This should be read only by those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it... 

1966: Long hair 
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16: Longing for hair

1966: KEG 
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16: EKG

1966: Acid rock 
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16: Acid reflux

1966: Moving to California because it's cool 
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16: Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1966: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 
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16: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1966: Seeds and stems
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16: Roughage

1966: Hoping for a BMW
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16: Hoping for a BM

1966: Going to a new, hip joint
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16: Receiving a new hip joint

1966: Rolling Stones 
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16: Kidney Stones 

1966: Screw the system
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16: Upgrade the system

1966: Disco
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16: Costco

1966: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
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16: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1966: Passing the drivers' test
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16: Passing the vision test

1966: Whatever
2016: Depends

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. 

Here's this year's list:

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1998.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS. 

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced 7 years before they were born. 

They have always had an answering machine.. 

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. 

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane.."

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers. 

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter. 

Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading.. 


So have a nice day!! It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!


(senioradventureswithlindakay)

























The best thing about being old is that your friends tell you all their secrets--they know you'll never remember them----fishducky