Do you know who's the most powerful person of all time? Not the President or a czar, not Einstein, not your mother, not Hercules & not even Superman--it's Chuck Norris!!
Some facts about Chuck Norris:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity--twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up. He's pushing the earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world & punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
There used to be a street named Chuck Norris but it was renamed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris & lives.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make him drink.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch; he decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Google will not search for Chuck Norris because it knows you do not find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
So ask yourself:
I'd better stop before he gets mad at me. If he did, even the
Witness Protection Program probably couldn't help----fishducky