(Reworked from a 7/15/13 post, with new cartoons.)
Some interesting (to me, anyway) facts about the human body:
If saliva cannot
dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Not only is this rock
tough, it needs salt.
The higher your IQ, the
more you dream.
To sleep, perchance to
snore...
The largest cell in the
human body is the female egg & the smallest is the male sperm.
Another place even little
guys fight their way in.
You use 200 muscles to
take one step,
That's why I sit a lot.
A pair of human feet contains
250,000 sweat glands,
I bet my husband has more!!
A full bladder is
roughly the size of a softball.
Or a large Diet Coke.
The acid in your stomach
is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
NEVER store razor blades
in your stomach!!
The human brain cell can
hold five times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica.
But not in alphabetical
order!!
It takes the food
seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
No wonder I’m still hungry!!
Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
How about hairy chested
women?
At the moment of
conception, you spent about half an hour as a single cell.
I remember how lonely it
was.
Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.
Maybe so, but I’m not
getting in that pot!!
Your thumb is about 1/3
the length of your penis.
Being a female, I can't
check that one!!
Women are through
reading this.
Men are still looking at
their thumbs.
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True story:
I realize I may not be
normal (whatever that is) but I had a dream where my toes were falling off. No pain or bleeding, but off they came. Can anyone explain that to
me? Did I
invent a new disease--toeliosis?
Some jokes:
A man went to a surgeon
and said, "I want to be, uh, castrated." "What?" said the
doctor, "Surely you don't want that?" "Yes," said the man,
"That's what I want, to be, uh, castrated. I insist I be, uh, castrated!!" The
doctor told him to check into the hospital. When he did he was stripped, laid
on a cart, wheeled into the operating room, anesthetized, and WHOP!!, off they
came. The next day, he woke up in a double room & wanting to be sociable,
asked the man in the next bed what he was in for. "Oh, I was
circumcised," the man said. "Son of a bitch!! That's the word I
was looking for!!"
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A man moves into a
nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a
current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know
that he lives is a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top
half. Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his
grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the
bottom half of the photo. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent
the wrong half, but them remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and
hopes she won't notice. A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his
grandmother. It says, "Thank you for the picture. Do you mind is I
make a suggestion? Change your hair style, it makes your nose look too short!!"
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The male sexual organ requests a
promotion and a raise for the following reasons:
- has to work at great
depths;
- has to work upside down;
- has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work; - does not get weekends and holidays off; - does not get time off after extra hours of work;
Request DENIED for the following
reasons:
- does not work 8 hours in a row;
- does not answer immediately to all requests; - after a short activity period, falls asleep at work; - shows no fidelity to the workplace;
- does not leave the workplace
clean after finishing.
(funtoosh.com)
And some cartoons, but just for
YOU:
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My mind is now so crowded with
valuable information that I can't think----fishducky
