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Monday, July 4, 2016

SONGS YOU PROBABLY WON’T BE SINGING TODAY





Would you believe last Saturday, July 2, was National I Forgot Day & I didn't remember to tell you?  In honor of the Fourth of July, here are some suggestions for what were formally patriotic songs. I assume you know the melodies.

FOR ANY PRESIDENT:

Hail to the chief
I’m the chief, you'd better hail me!!

FOR ANYONE WHO, LIKE ME, NEEDS TO USE THE FACILITIES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT:

Oh say, do you pee
By the dawn’s early light?

FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO HAVE FUN:

Yank my doodle, it’s a dandy!!

FOR PARENTS:

My husband, ‘tis of thee
We now have children three,
They were a strain.
First Nameless showed her face,
Then Matthew took his place,
Next Blake joined in the race.
Where was my brain?

FOR TV VIEWERS:

Home, home on the couch,
Where the man holds onto the remote.
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
‘Cause his other hand’s on his wife’s throat!!

FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO BE ALONE:

This land is your land,
This land is my land.
So I’ll buy your interest.
Get off of my land!!

FOR NATURE LOVERS:

You’re a grand old frog
You’re a high jumping frog,
And forever in muck may you soak.
You’re the emblem of
The swamp I love,
The land of the chirp and the croak.

THREE SONGS FOR FOODIES:

O beautiful for peanut butter,
On amber slices of toast,
Then a purple mountain of jellied grapes
And lunch is done, almost.
Sandwiches! Sandwiches! God spread His grace on thee,
And smooth as silk pour a glass of milk
And hand it all to me.

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God bless the microwave,
Appliance that I’m lovin’.
It will cook meat, it will reheat
And you don’t have to mess up your oven.
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My nose has smelled the glory of the entrance to this place,
Its wonderful aromas waft right up to my face,
I’m getting very hungry so let’s pick up our pace,
We’re eating out tonight.
Glory! Glory to restaurants!
Glory! Glory to restaurants!
Glory! Glory to restaurants!
We’re eating out tonight!!
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Why is the Star Spangled Banner so hard to sing?
















Happy 4th of July!!----fishducky