Do you recognize yourself in any of these pictures?
If you do, you just might be a dog:
Are you constantly taking selfies?
Do you feel like you could use a larger apartment?
Are you constantly letting others walk all over you?
Are you trying to eat healthier these days?
Do you find it difficult to stay awake during meals?
Or at work?
And yet you still have a hard time getting comfortable at night?
Have you been putting off a trip to the dentist?
Have you ever been told you drink too much?
When you look in the mirror do you see your mother?
Are you constantly forgetting to put your glasses or your keys into your purse?
After you watch a scary movie,
do you have to sleep with the lights on?
Are you an utter failure at doing sit-ups?
Do you come from a mixed race family?
Are you deterred by simple obstacles?
Do you like it when your significant other shows you affection in public?
Do you sometimes feel that the world has deserted you?
Are there times when that you just want to hide?
Or even become a cat?
Have you ever been caught doing something really bad?
And, finally, are you happy just being one of the guys?
(Pictures courtesy BuzzFeed)
If your answer to any of the above questions was yes,
let me say to you,
"Bow, wow, bow, wow & arf, arf!!"
Bye-bye, I gotta go chase a cat!!----fishducky