Thursday, August 25, 2016


If you are currently married, if you've ever been married, if your parents were married or if you know anyone that's married you should understand the humor here.  By the way, when sending your regrets to a wedding invitation, "Maybe next time" is not a proper response.

Have you noticed that when the minister asks you "For better or worse?" they never say just how much worse?

My husband met the rabbi who married us on the street.  He told Bud he’s not a rabbi anymore.  He’s in real estate.  Bud says that if he’s an ex-rabbi, that would make him my ex-husband.  Another time, my wedding ring, which had been soldered to my engagement ring, broke off.  He claimed that automatically reverted us back to being engaged.  He's a lawyer & he should know. Do you think he’s trying to tell me something?

 This shows true love:
(Above love notes from popsugar.com)




A couple was celebrating their 50th anniversary & were asked the secret of their long & happy marriage.  The wife explains, "When we were first married, we made a vow to keep romance fresh.  Twice a week we go out to a really nice restaurant for dinner, which always includes a bottle of fine wine.  Then we check into an upscale hotel where we share a bottle of champagne & we make mad, passionate love.  We've done that twice a week for as long as I can remember. He goes Tuesdays & I go Fridays!!"
If the man you're married to never shows up anywhere on time, is it proper to refer to him as your late husband?

I love this father of the bride speech:

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe----fishducky