WOULD YOU LIKE SOME PROPER GRAMMAR WITH THAT?

These pantyhose are available at American Apparel,

in case anybody cares.

This post is dedicated to Janie Junebug,

the head of the Grammar Police.

There is a possibility that mistakes may take on sexual innuendos:
These are from BuzzFeed:

Why do they need help?

I don't think that's any of their business:

Did you know they carry them?

 That's in the Racist Department:

Tumors study karate?

This is just mean:

What about the maids?

They're also useful in bowling:

This is a good deal:

And so is this:

Just because the plural of quiz is quizzes does not mean this is correct:

Are they saying you should eat diarrhea?

 Nobody's putting a funnel in my butt:

This is grammatically correct, but perhaps a trifle unclear: