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Wednesday, November 23, 2016

A BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO SWEARING IN SCOTTISH (& OTHER LANGUAGES)





Since the main reason most of you read my post is to learn something new, today I will continue in that vein.  Feel free to take notes.

Here are some Scottish words & terms you may not be familiar with:

Jobby: A pile or large piece of shit.
Tadger or Boaby: Penis
Bawbag: Scrotum


Numpty: An idiot.
Dobber: Dickhead.
Chebs: Breasts
Gobshite: A stupid person who runs their mouth.
Fud: Vagina
Boggin: Disgusting.
Clarted: Drunk
Oot yer nut: Really drunk.

Some useful phrases in other languages:

Go to hell:

French/ Va a l'enfer
Italian/ Andare all'inferno
German/ Fahr zur Hölle
Swedish/ Dra åt helvete
Spanish/ Vete al diablo
Yiddish/ Geh in drerd arain
Klingon/ ghaS ghe"or

Go screw yourself:

French/ Vous aller vis
Italian/ Andare a farti fottera
German/ Gehen Sie Schraube
Swedish/ Gå skruv själv
Spanish/ Ir a tornillo a ti mismo
Yiddish/ Geh tren zikh
Klingon/ (screw) SIbI'

Do you sometimes have trouble finding exactly the right word?
This might help:

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For some very harsh insults in French, click here.

But remember:
























I guess either the DMV doesn't hire Jews as license plate okayers or they only hire Jews with a sense of humor.  There's a Yiddish expression, "Geh kocken ofn yahm", which literally translates to "Go shit in the ocean".  I saw a license plate recently that said, "OFN YAHM"!!----fishducky