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Friday, November 25, 2016

JUST BECAUSE I'M PARANOID DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT ACTUALLY BEING WATCHED or ONCE YOU'VE EXPERIENCED PAREIDOLIA, THERE'S NO END TO IT!!

YAAAAAY, I'm a seashell!!

Have you ever walked down the street, only to be surprised by a happy little face you see in the concrete? Or the parking meter? Seeing faces in inanimate objects or when things look like other things (for a moment, anyway) is called pareidoliaAfter you see this, you'll be spotting faces in everything!! 



And they're not always happy to watch me!!

And it's not just people!!
Everything is watching me!!:

From soft drink cans

To seats

Trash cans

And toothbrush holders

Boxes try to hide

Even mop handles watch me

Electrical boxes can be sneaky

Cupboards are not to be trusted

Backpacks are not my friend

Nor are dials

Beware of cheese graters

And baskets

And electrical outlets

Seat belts act silly so you won't think they're watching

Faces lurk in lumberyards

And on ships


Buildings can team up on you

I think I surprised these tall ones

I'm pretty sure even my purse is mad at me

This was too much

I checked into a hotel to hide

And have a quick snack

I was so scared I ran into the bathroom to upchuck

No--not the toilet paper, too!!

Then I ran back outside to catch my breath
& found I can never trust a tree


I got in my car & tried to get away, but that didn't work either.
Cars are the worst!!




(All pictures courtesy BuzzFeed)

For some interesting stuff on fake faces click here.