All right, I understand dogs sleeping "on the job" but how do humans get away with stuff like this? And get paid for it?
They've taken over the food industry
What are we supposed to eat the food with?
Can we even get to the market safely?
And if we can, where do we park?
OK, we've parked. Now how do we get in?
But the door's locked
Oh, good, they have an entrance for the handicapped
We'll just stop at the drugstore for some toothpaste
If I can pick up some cheap swimming goggles for the kids we could go to the beach
I'll get that card while we're there
I'd just go to the mall but I'm not sure about this bridge
Now we're hungry; we'll grab a quick hot dog for lunch
Or maybe some candy
But we really should get some boots for the winter
I need to fill up the car
They're too young to see this movie
Now I have to go potty
And when I'm through, I have to wash my hands
Forget it; I'm taking the kids home where there are rules that people follow
And they can learn about animals
Or at least use a coloring book
I guess I'll just watch the news
Forget it; I don't even know which way is up any more
(pictures courtesy BuzzFeed)
