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Tuesday, December 6, 2016

THEY GAVE YOU ONE LOUSY JOB TO DO & THAT'S WHAT YOU DID--A LOUSY JOB!!



All right, I understand dogs sleeping "on the job" but how do humans get away with stuff like this?  And get paid for it?


They've taken over the food industry





 






What are we supposed to eat the food with?

Can we even get to the market safely?



And if we can, where do we park?


OK, we've parked.  Now how do we get in?


But the door's locked
 

Oh, good, they have an entrance for the handicapped

We'll just stop at the drugstore for some toothpaste

If I can pick up some cheap swimming goggles for the kids we could go to the beach

I'll get that card while we're there

I'd just go to the mall but I'm not sure about this bridge

Now we're hungry; we'll grab a quick hot dog for lunch

Or maybe some candy

But we really should get some boots for the winter

I need to fill up the car

They're too young to see this movie

Now I have to go potty

And when I'm through, I have to wash my hands

Forget it; I'm taking the kids home where there are rules that people follow

And they can learn about animals


Or at least use a coloring book

I guess I'll just watch the news

Forget it; I don't even know which way is up any more
(pictures courtesy BuzzFeed)