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Thursday, February 2, 2017

FACTS THAT WILL TOTALLY F**K WITH YOUR PERCEPTION OF TIME








CLEOPATRA LIVED CLOSER IN TIME TO THE INVENTION OF SNAPCHAT THAN TO THE CONSTRUCTION OF THE GREAT PYRAMID AT GIZA.


Cleopatra lived closer in time to the invention of Snapchat than to the construction of the Great Pyramid at Giza.
Cleopatra died a little more than 2,000 years ago in 30 BCE, while the Great Pyramid of Giza was completed around 2560 BCE. That’s a difference of more than 2,500 years.

ALSO, THE GREAT PYRAMID WAS OLDER TO THE ROMANS THAN THE ROMANS ARE TO US.

Also, the Great Pyramid was older to the Romans than the Romans are to us.
Even in its earlier years, the Roman Empire was still further removed from the construction of the Great Pyramid than they are from us.

OH, AND THE STEGOSAURUS WAS OLDER TO THE TYRANNOSAURUS REX THAN THE T. REX IS TO US.

Oh, and the Stegosaurus was older to the Tyrannosaurus rex than the T. rex is to us.
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Not only did they not exist at the same time, but the T. rex (which lived 85 to 65 million years ago) became a species about 74 million years after the Stegosaurus died out.

THE OLDEST LIVING PERSON WAS BORN CLOSER TO THE SIGNING OF THE US CONSTITUTION THAN TO TODAY.

The oldest living person was born closer to the signing of the US Constitution than to today.
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Emma Morano-Martinuzzi, the oldest living person today at age 117, was born in 1899. That’s 112 years after the signing of the Constitution, which was signed in 1787.

THE 10TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES HAS TWO GRANDCHILDREN WHO ARE ALIVE TODAY.

The 10th president of the United States has two grandchildren who are alive today.
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John Tyler had a son, Lyon Tyler, at age 63. Lyon went on to have children late in life as well, including Lyon Tyler Jr. and Harrison Tyler, both of whom are alive today…and are only in their eighties.

OXFORD UNIVERSITY IS OLDER THAN THE AZTEC CIVILIZATION.

                     
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 Oxford began teaching in some form all the way back in the year 1096. By most accounts, the Aztecs didn’t begin their civilization until the beginning of the 13th century.

HARVARD UNIVERSITY WAS FOUNDED BEFORE ISAAC NEWTON PUBLISHED HIS LAWS OF MOTION AND GRAVITY.

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While not nearly as old as Oxford, Harvard is still an old university. It was founded in 1636, almost 50 years before Isaac Newton published his Principia Mathematica in 1687, which outlined his laws of motion and law of universal gravitation.

WE MADE IT TO THE MOON ONLY 66 YEARS AFTER THE WRIGHT BROTHERS INVENTED HUMAN FLIGHT.

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The Wright brothers’ first flight was in 1903, and the Apollo 11 moon landing was in 1969. There’s so much Americans can accomplish when we get in a pissing contest with Russia.

WOOLLY MAMMOTHS WERE STILL ALIVE WHEN THE GREAT PYRAMID AT GIZA WAS BUILT.

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In fact, the pyramid was roughly 1,000 years old when the mammoths went extinct completely, which wasn’t until about 1560 BC.

WHEN THE FIRST STAR WARS MOVIE CAME OUT, FRANCE WAS STILL EXECUTING PEOPLE BY GUILLOTINE.

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The final execution by guillotine in France occurred in 1977, when a man by the name of Hamida Djandoubi was executed for torturing and killing his girlfriend. That was the same year the first Star Wars movie hit theaters.

WHEN THE FAX MACHINE WAS INVENTED, PEOPLE WERE STILL TRAVELING THE OREGON TRAIL.

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The first major wagon train hit the Oregon Trail in 1841. Just two years later, Scottish inventor Alexander Bain created a preliminary version of the modern fax machine.

BETTY WHITE IS OLDER THAN SLICED BREAD.

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Betty White was born in 1922. By contrast, the first commercially produced, automatically sliced loaves of bread weren’t made until 1928.

THE EIFFEL TOWER WAS INAUGURATED THE SAME YEAR NINTENDO WAS FOUNDED.

















Most people know that the Eiffel Tower was inaugurated for the 1889 World’s Fair. What you might not know is that Nintendo started out as a playing card company, and was founded in the same year.

SOME OF THE WORLD’S WHALES THAT ARE ALIVE TODAY WERE BORN BEFORE MOBY DICK WAS WRITTEN.


Some bowhead whales are believed to have a lifespan of more than 200 years. Since Moby Dick was published in 1851, that means there may be whales out there who are nearly 50 years older than the book.

PLUTO DIDNT EVEN GET TO COMPLETE ONE ORBIT AROUND THE SUN BETWEEN THE TIME IT WAS DISCOVERED AND THE TIME IT WAS DECLASSIFIED AS A PLANET.

Pluto didn't even get to complete one orbit around the sun between the time it was discovered and the time it was declassified as a planet.
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Pluto was discovered thanks to an observatory in Flagstaff, Arizona, back in 1930. It was heartbreakingly demoted in 2006. Because of its distance from the sun, Pluto takes 248 Earth-years to orbit the sun just once. That means it didn’t even get halfway around during the time it was being called a planet.

IF THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE WERE PLACED ON A CALENDAR YEAR, HUMANS WOULD ONLY EXIST STARTING AROUND 11:59 P.M. ON DEC. 31.

If the history of the universe were placed on a calendar year, humans would only exist starting around 11:59 p.m. on Dec. 31.
This was famously outlined by Carl Sagan in Cosmos. If you compressed the entire history of everything, going back to the Big Bang, into a calendar year, all of human history would only take up just a little more than the last minute of the last hour of the last day of the year.

Here it is in an hourly form:


EVERYTHING YOU SEE HAPPENED IN THE PAST, NOT THE PRESENT.

Since it takes about 50 milliseconds for visual information to process in your brain, by the time you actually “see” something, it happened in the past.
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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?----fishducky

 






12 comments:

  1. Interesting perspective. I amazed at what a long run the Stegosaurus had.

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  2. Humanity is barely a blip on the face of time.

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  3. I didn't know any of these facts. It's particularly interesting that President Tyler's grandsons are still running around--or wheeling around in their chairs.

    Love,
    Janie

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  4. These were facinating and I knew none of them. However, I still think Betty is better than sliced bread.

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  5. The Constitution lady and President Tyler's grandsons boggled my mind the most.

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  6. Those facts all make a girl feel quite young, don't you agree?
    I'm surprised at the woolly mammoths still being around when the Giza pyramid was built.

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Your comments make my day, which shows you how boring my life has become.