Your sex life may be extraordinary, normal or nonexistent,
but it's still better than most of these animals:
(You can click on the blue words for more information.)
Male ducks have corkscrew-shaped
penises.
(So when they say "Screw you" they really mean it!!)
(A pole dance has a 3 banana surcharge.)
Cat
penises have spines or barbs made of keratin to scrape out competing sperm.
(Ouch!!)
A male
damselfly’s tiny penis contains an even tinier spoon to scoop out leftover
sperm from other males in the female’s vagina.
(And tiny Tupperware to store it in.)
Elephant
shrews are the only mammals, apart from primates and bats, that menstruate.
(Does Kotex make tiny tampons?)
During
sex, flies create a buzz that can attract predatory bats.
(So does Bud.)
(I guess
they never have to pick up the kids from school.)
Velvet worms have their genitalia on their head.
(Bringing a whole new meaning to the term "mindfuck")
There’s a YouTube video of a dolphin masturbating with a beheaded fish
and you can
watch it if you really want to.
(No comment.)
Chimps have penis spines that “improve stimulation” but can damage females
during sex.
(How anxious are you to monkey around?)
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This is the little Brown Antechinus,
which has so much sex in a period of a week or two
that he literally falls apart & dies.
But what a way to go!!
I didn't realise how lucky my worst night was. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome!!
DeleteSex? No thanks. I've had enough. Maybe in my next lifetime.
ReplyDeleteI'm 82; I feel the same way!!
DeleteI just learned more than I ever needed to know. THANKS!
ReplyDeleteLater Alligator.
Lisa
You're welcome to forget some of it!!
DeleteLove the dog dressed as a cat for animal porn.
ReplyDeleteIt probably IS on the net!!
DeleteGood to know. Now I will be sure to stay at least 18 inches away from Argentine lake ducks.
ReplyDeleteBetter safe than sorry!!
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