Obviously, you didn't have all these very clear signs to help you:
A woman goes into the ladies room at a restaurant & sees a
man using the facilities. She says, "What are you doing here?
This is for women only!!" With his hand on his penis, waving
it, he says, "So is this!!"
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Why doesn't Chuck Norris have to flush the toilet? He
scares the shit out of it!
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
What do you call a country where everyone is pissed? A urination.
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Did you hear about the constipated Wheel of Fortune player?
He wanted to buy a bowel.
He wanted to buy a bowel.
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I'm sorry if this offended anyone. If you were not offended, please take a number & I will offend you shortly----fishducky
These are very funny. I like the pouring wine bottle door signs.
ReplyDeleteI thought all of them were clever!!
DeleteSome gems here, but I don't think I could vomit in the bowl from a seated position.
ReplyDeleteYou could try!!
DeleteActually, I accidentally walked into a ladies room just the other day. Fortunately no one was using it.
ReplyDeleteAccidentally?
DeleteYes, I did go into the wrong restroom by mistake. Maybe one day I'll blog about it, if I haven't already.
ReplyDeleteI also went in the wrong restroom on purpose. A feat which shall never be repeated!
Were you a voyeur or was the ladies' room too crowded?
DeleteBelieve me, there was nothing I wanted to see in there! The line was too long at the one-seater faculty women's restroom, and we only got 4 minutes between classes...so I went into the one-seater men's faculty restroom.
DeleteI still shudder at the memory.
Yes I have walked in the wrong bathroom. ive even walked into the wrong shower house at the campground.
ReplyDeleteLisa
And where else have you gone?
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