She took careless to new levels didn't she...?
She didn't want the job in the first place!!
Little Bo Peep, you didn't really "lose" your sheep did you? Just tell us where the bodies are and we can cut a deal.""Well I can't say for sure, but the legs are probably roasting in ovens all over town and the chops will be on barbecues next weekend. No one wanted the lamb's frys or even the kidneys"
What exactly are the lamb's frys? I know they're not small fish!!
Lamb's Fry is the liver, probably names lamb's fry because people didn't like the idea of eating liver.
I think it is Boy Blue who is behind the disappearance of the sheep, with them out of the way he has more time to spend with Bo-Peep.
I meant to say pigs....oh well he is behind whatever disappeared
He's certainly a person of interest!!
Interesting that your Bo Peep had pigs. The truth is finally out. ;)
Sometimes the truth is hidden for years!!
Kudos for finding an appropriate word to rhyme with oinking.
Boinking may be the ONLY word that rhymes with it!!
I really needed a laugh. I came to the right place. (The Lost and Found, for one). Thank you, Fishducky.
You're welcome, Robyn, drop in anytime!
Ah ha, they were pigs. That explains it for they are smart and weren't lost at all. They were on the lamb--oops--running away.
That was funny!! See rules below:Rule #1. Commemters shall not be funnier than the author.Rule #2 See rule #1.
Now we know the truth. I always wondered if sheep had tails anyway.Lisa
Answer from yahoo.com: "Sheep are born with short tails, but the wool on the tails is sometimes left un-shorn giving the appearance of a longer tail." I didn't know that, either!!
Your comments make my day, which shows you how boring my life has become.