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Thursday, June 22, 2017

OH, WOE IS ME!!



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(This is a reworked post from March, 2013.)






If your computer is giving you trouble, this may be why:





I'm sure you'll have no trouble fixing it yourself!
Just follow these simple instructions:



If your cat is giving you trouble, you're not alone:

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
-- Unknown

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
--Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
--Jeff Valdez

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
--Ellen Perry Berkeley

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
--Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from
insomnia."
--Joseph Wood Krutch

"People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."
--Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
--Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
--Hippolyte Taine

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."

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If life is giving you trouble, read this:

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. And then you die.  What's that? A bonus? I think the life-cycle is all backwards.

You should die first and get it all over with. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young. You get a gold watch. You go to work. You work forty years until 
you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol and party. You get ready for high school. You go to grade school and become a kid. You play. You have no responsibilities. You become a little baby & go back into the womb. You spend your last nine months floating...

Then, you finish off as an orgasm. I like it."
----Woody Allen

An assortment of animal (& 2 human) troubles:













Those were the old cartoons.
I left them in because they were funny.
Here are some new ones:












That's all for today, except:


See you next time, unless there's a problem ----fishducky

 




12 comments:

  1. I am very grateful to be allowed to read this restricted post.

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  2. I do believe that I may be a member, if not then I'm a non member....

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    1. ...or you may be thinking of becoming a member!!

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  3. "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."

    So very true!

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    1. Also, "Dogs have owners. Cats have staff."!!

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  4. Always knew cats were smart but "You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow" made me realize just how smart they are. These were true and fun.

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  5. I'd like to put a cone on every man I know. They can't leave their dicks alone. They also like to pick their noses.

    Love,
    Janie

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  6. I'm a little bit horrified by the dog begging at the table! But the cat hotel almost makes up for it.

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Your comments make my day, which shows you how boring my life has become.