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Monday, July 31, 2017

WELCOME TO HEAVEN!!

There may be a slight wait.

It could take a little getting used to:



And some people won't get there right away:
Or at all:


But when you get there you may learn some things:

Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?
In charge of the release dates, Yoda was.



Oh, sure, sometimes it's perfect:

But it may not always be as perfect as you thought:









Sometimes it could even be dangerous:

And you might even want to go back to Earth:



You may still have to work:







You may still have some contact with others:


But you'll probably be happy you're there:









 






Friday, July 28, 2017

HOW SMART DO YOU FEEL TODAY?


Here are some puzzles for you.

In each case, fill in the blanks so the sentence makes sense. For example:

24 h- in a d-.
“24 H in a D” becomes “24 hours in a day”. 
Got it? Good. Be warned, they get harder…
(Answers are below cartoons..)

1. 50 s- in the U- S-.

2. 1760 y- in a m-.

3. 12 in a b- d-.

4. 206 b- in the h- b-.

5. 52 c- in a d-.

6. 6 w- of H- the E-.

7. 8 t- on an o-.

8. 4 h-of the A-.

9. 18 h on a g- c-.

10. 29 d- in F- in a l- y-.

11. 7 H- P- b-.

12. 45 p- of the U- S-.

13. 4 s- on a b- g-.

14. 1 w- on a u-.

15. 5 v- in the a-.

Maybe you're hungry & would rather have some food puzzles.
Can you tell what they're trying to say?
(Answers below cartoons.)



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If you're feeling really smart, try this:

Einstein's riddle

The situation

There are 5 houses in five different colors.

In each house lives a person with a different nationality.

These five owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar and keep a certain pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar or drink the same beverage.

The question is: Who owns the fish?

Hints

  • The Brit lives in the red house.
  • The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
  • The Dane drinks tea.
  • The green house is on the left of the white house.
  • The green house's owner drinks coffee.
  • The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
  • The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
  • The man living in the center house drinks milk.
  • The Norwegian lives in the first house.
  • The man who smokes blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
  • The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
  • The owner who smokes BlueMaster drinks beer.
  • The German smokes Prince.
  • The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
  • The man who smokes blend has a neighbor who drinks water.
Einstein said that 98% of the world could not solve it.

For the answer, click here.


















Answers:
1. 50 states in the United States.
2. 1760 yards in a mile.
3. 13 in a baker's dozen.
4. 206 bones in the human body.
5. 52 cards in a deck.
6. 6 wives of Henry the Eighth
7. 8 tentacles on an octopus.
8. 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse.
9. 18 holes on a golf course.
10. 29 days in February in a leap year.
11. 7 Harry Potter books.
12. 45 presidents of the United States.
13. 4 strings on a bass guitar.
14. 1 wheel on a unicycle.
15. 5 vowels in the alphabet.
(BuzzFeed)


Answers to food puzzles:
1. Crying over spilled milk. 
2. In a pickle.
3. One smart cookie.
4. Easy as pie.
5. Eyes bigger than your stomach.
6. Hard nut to crack.
7. Too many cooks in the kitchen.
8. Piece of cake.
9. Best thing since sliced bread.
10. Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
11. Two peas in a pod.
(BuzzFeed)

Is there a refund for this being adult thing or what?----fishducky