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Tuesday, August 15, 2017

WHY DIDN'T THEY POST SOME KIND OF WARNING? OH, WAIT, THEY DID!!







Some signs may confuse you:








But others will immediately clear things up:

















Some are polite:

Many are there to protect you from harm:











































Here's the best sign:

 


20 comments:

  1. "If Life closes a door, open it. It's a door, that's how they work."
    I like that, it's excellent advice.
    I like the other signs too, but that's the best.

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    1. It's especially good advice from a locksmith!!

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  2. Some gems here. Rather a lot of gems. Who knew dancing on bacon was dangerous...?

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    1. Of course it's dangerous; do you know how slippery bacon is?

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  3. There is a lot of "Wait...WHAT?" here.

    Years ago I used to pass a sign for "Need a Lawyer? Call I. M. Zamost"

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    1. Do you think that was his birth name?

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  4. Just because you did it doesn't mean you're guilty, this is a confident lawyer ;)

    In case of fire please leave building before tweeting about it...some things should be obvious ha ha

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    1. Many people tweet before reacting properly!!

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  5. Cracked up at the locksmith. Why hasn't anyone thought of that before instead of making us look for an open window?

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    1. They were smarter than the average bear--I mean locksmith!!

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  6. My favorite is medical doctor vs. TV doctor.

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    1. Don't you get tired of hearing "Ask your doctor..."?

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  7. Dear Fishducky, it's astounding isn't it that no sane human being is around when someone writes or designs these signs! My favorite was the man with the "cop" sign and the construction zone with the four signs indicating no doing anything! Peace.

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    1. If someone sane had to approve signs they wouldn't be near as funny!!

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  8. If somebody had covered up the squirrels attacking exposed nuts sign, the screams and torture noises could have been recorded right there!

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    1. You're a deep thinker, aren't you, Val?

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  9. Just because you did it doesn't mean you're guilty, this is a confident lawyer ;)


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