Monday, October 2, 2017


This post was supposed to run last Monday.  It didn't.

When you wake up the next morning and read what you sent to your crush last night.

 When you’re the third wheel AGAIN.

When you see your ex at a bar.

 When you didn’t realize your housemates would be home so early.

When you see a total hottie across the room.

 When you realize that this is not your house and that is not your wife.

When you see your crush hitting on someone else.

When you see your crush after drunk-texting them.

When your crush is taking ages to reply.

When your Tinder date doesn’t look like their pictures.

When bae sends the “we need to talk” text.

 When you make out with your friend and both decide that it was very weird.

When you send a flirty text with a typo in it.

When you get cornered by a creepy guy and are desperately looking for an escape route.

When you’re trying to find your best angle for a nude shot.

When the bartender’s looking kind of cute.

 When you’re in heat and bae comes home from work.

When you suddenly realize you’re making a terrible mistake.


If cats had wings, they'd still just lay in the sun all day----fishducky

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  1. Love all the kitty pictures, what a great collection you put together. I miss not having one, but the mice around here are glad. So is Faith.

    1. I'm surprised you found this post. It was supposed to publish yesterday, but it didn't, so I tried to reschedule it for next Monday. I don't understand Google!!

  2. I had to laugh at several of these...most of these...actually all of these were funny, I liked the one "When you realize that this is not your house and that is not your wife."

  3. You need to change the publishing date, at the top of this it says October 2 and we're still in September, but I've seen this three days in a row now. Go to your design page, select posts from the left side, find this post, select "edit" then somewhere up on the right select revert to draft. Then from the drafts folder reset the publishing date.

  4. Boy am I late but I loved them all. The nude shot and the blind cat in particular.

    1. Late doesn't matter, I'm just glad you got here!!


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