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Wednesday, November 1, 2017

A BLOG ABOUT BUTTONS


(Reworked from a 2013 post.)


Today's post is about buttons.



Not that kind of buttons!!
This kind:
                          
                  

Well, not EXACTLY that kind, either.
Maybe one of these:
(These are the old cartoons.  The new ones are below.)















At the marriage counselor's office:






I meant the kind of buttons that
tell it like it is, like these:









These are the sayings that I think there would be a real market for if they were on buttons:

1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup!

2. Don't bother me--I'm living happily ever after.

3. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

4. This isn't an office.  It's Hell with florescent lighting.

5. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

6. Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap!  You choose.

7. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

8. You!  Off my planet!

9.  I pretend to work.  They pretend to pay me.

10. Who are these kids & why are they calling me Mom?

                                                          These are the  new cartoons:















I know--button my lip!!----fishducky






20 comments:

  1. I suspect the random button pusher wouldn't be alone.
    Love the early snooze alarm too.

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    1. I don't think the rooster would have liked it!!

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  2. These were good. In remember in the 80’s, buttons were a big thing. Kids would actually go to the mall and shop for buttons to put on a hat or bandana.
    Lisa

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    1. We had a button made in '91 with a picture of my new (first) grandchild. I wore it to a party!!

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  3. Years ago, one of our kids had a "button maker," and we had fun coming up with bizarre things to put on those buttons. :)

    For Halloween, I always wear a couple buttons. One says, "Practice safe hex."

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  4. I like the early snooze alarm.

    We have those pointless buttons at our crosswalks. People press them a few hundred times and when the light finally changes they think they did something...sort of like the close button on an elevator.

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    1. You mean THAT'S not what's doing it?

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  5. Interesting. It never dawned on me about Adam and Eve's belly button:)

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    1. I don't mean to be sacrilegious, but do you think God has a belly button?

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    2. I think they have belly buttons because it was a long process. God has a lot of time, no reason to hurry, no need to wave a wand and say abbra cadabbra

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  6. You do know that if you undo your belly button, your butt will fall off. right?
    Lisa

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  7. Great buttons! Elevator buttons will never be the same, now.

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  8. "I started out with nothing and still have most of it left."
    Priceless!!!

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  9. If he survives, I think Ted should be put on the no-fly list!

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