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Wednesday, December 6, 2017

EXACTLY WHAT DO YOU "THINK" QUOTATION MARKS MEAN?


Neither do the people who made these signs:

From what I've seen of the TSA, there's no such thing as "VERY BEST"!!

I heard penicillin can help.
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This one is correct.  He doesn't keep the place very secure.

Don't eat here!!

I'd be happy to fake pay.

Would you rather have this...

...or this?

For those who do not (yet) have a fear of flying.

Now I'm starting to get that fear of flying.

I'd have to be really hungry!!

Fooled you!!  I'm not really pregnant.

Fingers replaced at no cost to customer.

Real fresh pizza $4.00.

I should hope so!!

At least they didn't use quotation marks!!

Here are two signs you can believe:




It also helps if you spell correctly.















 



21 comments:

  1. I think every country would be improved with unemployed politicians.
    And love that therapist is one word cartoon.

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    1. Me too on the politicians. Can we start now?

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    2. Listen up, you guys--you're ALL fired!!

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  2. So sad that they don't realize they are conveying just the opposite of what they believe with the quotations. These are the "qualified" employees put in charge of advertising, too. What is the world coming to? Love the cartoons. :) Have a great day, Fran.

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  3. I don't understand why some people add quotation marks for no reason any more than I understand why they slip in an unnecessary apostrophe.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. There are "many" thing's I don't understand!!

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  4. These are all great. Thanks for the laughs!

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  5. Would ""quotations"" equal the real thing?

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  6. Love the sign painter painting Psycho the rapist!

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    1. Did you know it breaks down to those three words?

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  7. "I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times to be sure."
    I'm putting that on a coffee mug.

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  8. I'd probably take that pizza special. Because I really, really love pizza.

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  9. Jokes are also funny if, in addition to a priest and a rabbi, you include a...ahem...duck. Or a monkey. Or a monkeyduck.
    Monkeyduck...yeah, that'd be awesome.

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    1. I have a distant cousin who was a monkeyduck. His name was Al. I wonder what happened to him?

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