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Tuesday, December 19, 2017

SENIOR’S ( AND SOON TO BE SENIORS) MEDICAL ADVICE

                                            

This was sent to me by Susan, who posts at I Think: Therefore, I Yam.  Thank you, Susan!!


I don't understand why prescription medicine is allowed to advertise on TV or why anyone would think of trying one of the medicines after listening to the laundry list of warnings of possible side effects. But this is definitely an exception!!

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
Do you sometimes feel stressed?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon!!

Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you'll overcome obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past. You will discover talents you never knew you had.

Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it but women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side Effects May Include:

Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Warnings:

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Chardonnay, Scotch, Vodka or Gin and, of course, Beer may be substituted for Cabernet Sauvignon, with similar results!!

Please feel free to share this important information!!

LIFE IS A CABERNET OLD CHUM!!






















----fishducky

 


16 comments:

  1. Wine o'clock has often saved my life. It has also saved the life of those who are irritating me.

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    1. It takes the bullets out of your gun!!

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  2. Funny as they are, I can't relate to any of the comics today. I've never tasted cab sav or chardonnay or any other wine.

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  3. Funny stuff. You did leave out the most dangerous side effect, "consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may be habit forming and it is a difficult habit to kick!"

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  4. Think I have had everyone of those side effects which is why I am dry today. Sigh. Kind of miss the pluses.

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  5. Don't have to be a drinker anymore to appreciate the humor, for sure. ;)
    Mouth-to-mouth--ROFL!

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    1. Who thought you can have so much dry humor in a blog about wine?

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  6. Very funny. I love Susan's blog.

    Love,
    Janie

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  7. Cabernet has cured many problems for me, and caused a few others.

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  8. I think that one guy might rather be giving his oldest bottle of wine mouth-to-mouth instead of eating it in spaghetti sauce.

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