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Friday, January 6, 2017

A POST FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE (OR HATE) HORROR FILMS



If the idea of watching a horror film is too scary for you, dumpaday.com & I have suggested some less frightening titles.  Do you think you might have gone to see them if they had these new names?

"The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"
"The Texas Chainsaw Manicure"

"Paranormal Activity"
"Perfectly Normal Activity"

"Friday the 13th"
"Friday the 14th"

"I am Legend"
"I am John Legend

"Lake Placid"
"Lake Flaccid"

"The Hills Have Eyes"
"The Hills Have Fries"
"Jaws"
"Paws"

"I Know What You Did Last Summer"
"I Don't Care What You Did Last Summer"

"Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer"
"Henry: Portrait of a Cereal Eater"

"An American Werewolf in London"
"An American Puppy in London"

"Snakes on a Plane"
"Drake's on a Plane"

"The Omen"
"The Good Luck Charm"

"The Exorcist"
"The Exercise Instructor"

"Dracula: Pages From a Virgin's Diary"
"Dracula: Pages From a Vegan's Diary"

"What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?"
"What Ever Happened to Babe Ruth Bars?"

"Psycho"
"Just a Little Different"

If you love scary movies & would like to see more of them,
they also offer these suggestions:

"Mary Poppins"
"Scary Poppins"

"Guys and Dolls"
"Guys and Voodoo Dolls"

"Jesus Christ Superstar"
"Jesus Antichrist Superstar"

"Legally Blonde"
"Lethally Blonde"

"Momma Mia"
"Mummy Mia"

"Seven Brides For Seven Brothers"
"Severed Brides For Seven Brothers"