These were sent to me by my blogging buddy, Carole. Thank you, Carole!!
1.Law of Mechanical Repair -After your hands become coated with grease,your nose will begin to itch and you'll have topee.2.Law of Gravity -Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped,will roll to the least accessible place in theuniverse.3.Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directlyproportional to the stupidity of your act.4.Law of Random Numbers -If you dial a wrong number, you never get abusy signal; someone always answers.5.Variation Law -If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the oneyou were in will always move faster than theone you are in now.6.Law of the Bath -When the body is fully immersed in water,the telephone will ring.7.Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you knowINCREASES dramatically when you are withsomeone you don't want to be seen with.8.Law of the Result -When you try to prove to someone thata machine won't work, IT WILL!!!9.Law of Biomechanics -The severity of the itch is inverselyproportional to the reach.10.Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena -At any event, the people whose seats arefarthest from the aisle, always arrive last.They are the ones who will leave their seatsseveral times to go for food, beer, or the toiletand who leave early before the end of theperformance or the game is over. The folksin the aisle seats come early, never moveonce, have long gangly legs or big belliesand stay to the bitter end of the performance.The aisle people also are very surly folk.11.The Coffee Law -As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,your boss will ask you to do something whichwill last until the coffee is cold.12.Murphy's Law of Lockers -If there are only 2 people in a locker room,they will have adjacent lockers.
13.Law of Physical Surfaces -The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwichlanding face down on a floor are directlycorrelated to the newness and cost of thecarpet or rug.14.Law of Logical Argument -Anything is possible IF you don't knowwhat you are talking about.15. Law of Physical Appearance -If the clothes fit, they're ugly.16.Law of Public Speaking --A closed mouth gathers no feet!17.Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy -As soon as you find a product that you reallylike, they will stop making it OR the store willstop selling it!18.Doctors' Law -If you don't feel well, make an appointment to goto the doctor, by the time you get there, you'll feelbetter. But don't make an appointment and you'llstay sick.If you don't forward this to your friends,your belly button will unscrew - and yourbutt will fall off. Really... It's true. I read iton the Internet.
I am not weird; I am a limited edition----fishducky