Some very obvious facts that will make you strangely happy:
Cats are soft to the touch and often make a purring noise when petted.
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Dogs are real and they love their humans as much, if not more, than their humans love them.
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Chocolate exists.
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Fruit grows from the earth and is sweet and delicious to eat.
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Many humans enjoy holding hands to show how much they love each other. Otters also do this to not float away from each other in their sleep.
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People give each other frosted cakes to celebrate occasions; often on the day they were born each year, because they’re so happy that person exists.
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Coffee exists.
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Sweatpants were invented.
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The atoms that make up your body and everything you love have been around for billions of years and will continue to exist long after you’re gone
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Books, cheese, tea, love, the sky, clouds, flowers, trees, grass, lakes, bunnies, warm blankets, dancing, hugs, smiles, kisses, people that care, art, movies, rain, phones, computers, ice cream, pillows, beds, travels, air, the sun & the moon, hope & you all exist.
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Jerry was at a marriage seminar, &
the leader of the seminar, a lady, was asking everybody if they were happily
married & how long they were married for.
When it was Jerry’s turn he said that he was happily married for almost 50 years. “Wow” the leader gushed
“that’s amazing, perhaps you can take a few minutes to share some insights with
everybody, how you stay happily married to the same woman for so long."
“Well,”
Jerry said after thinking for a few moments, “I try to treat her nice, buy her
presents, take her on trips & best of all, for our 25th anniversary I took
her to the Bahamas.”
“Well that’s really beautiful & a true inspiration for
all of us,” the lady said. “Maybe you
can tell us what you are going to do for your 50th anniversary” she said with a
smile.
“Well,” Jerry said, “I’m thinking
of going back to the Bahamas to pick her up.”
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A teacher asks the
new student her name. The girl replies, "Happy Butt."
The teacher says, "I don't think that's your name. You need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out."
The teacher says, "I don't think that's your name. You need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out."
The girl goes to the principal's office and he asks, "What's your
name?" The little girl says, "Happy Butt."
The principal calls the girl's mother to get the truth. After getting off the
phone, he says, "Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt."
The girl says, "Glad Ass--Happy Butt--what's the difference?"
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Oscar Wilde
Some cause happiness wherever
they go; others whenever they go.
Max Kauffman
I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married & by then it was too late.
Unknown
Money can't
buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
Kin Hubbard
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring
happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Clare Boothe Luce
Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you
awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.
Rodney Dangerfield
My wife & I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met!
Oscar
Wilde
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A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he
does not love her.
Oscar Wilde
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a
man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?
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When
I was in grade school, they told me to write down what I wanted to be when I
grew up.
I wrote down “happy”.
They told me I didn't understand the assignment,
I told them they didn't understand life.
I wrote down “happy”.
They told me I didn't understand the assignment,
I told them they didn't understand life.
People say money is not the key to happiness; but I always figured if
you had enough money, you can have a key made----fishducky
