I know it's true because I read it in the paper!!
Little Bo-Peep,
by Mother Goose
Little Bo-Peep has lost her pigs,
And can't tell where to find them;
Leave them alone, and they'll come home,
Curling their tails behind them.
Little Bo-Peep fell fast asleep,
And dreamt she heard them oinking;
But when she awoke, she found it a joke,
It was Boy Blue, there for their frequent boinking.
Then up she took her little crook,
Determined for to find them;
She knew her father would yell, for he couldn’t sell
Pigs with no tails behind them.
Then later that day, as the two did stray
Into a meadow nearby,
They saw curly parts of pig hide, hanging side by side,
All up on a clothesline to dry.
They heaved a sigh and she wiped her eye,
And ran as fast as a New Yorker;
She and Blue tried what they could, as pig herders should,