I know it's true because I read it in the paper!!
Mary Had a Little Lamb,
by Mother Goose
Mary had a little lamb;
its fleece was white as snow,
And everywhere that
Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
It followed her to
school one day, which was against the rule.
The cafeteria lady was
surprised to see a lamb at school.
She offered to take
care of it and Mary said, “All right.”
At lunch she got the
“special” and took a great big bite.
She thought it was
delicious as it slid down to her belly
And knew it’d be even
better if covered with mint jelly.
“Yummy,” she said and
then she had another slice.
She knew that all the
other kids had thought her lamb was nice.
The thought of a ham
sandwich tomorrow simply made her drool
And she wondered if
she could get her pig to follow her to school.
----fishducky
