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Friday, August 4, 2017

MARRIAGE TWEETS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH (OR MAYBE CRY)







*wife runs back into our house which is on fire*
What are you doing!?
W: I just want to straighten up a little before the firemen get here




I just googled, "how to get away with killing my husband" on @IMKristenBell phone. 
Just in case. Now there's a record.



[Me, on my deathbed]
Wife: Is that what you're going to wear?




Wife: *trying to open a can of tuna* Our can opener is broken.
Me: So it's a can't opener?
Wife: I can't believe I married you.