TAKE OFF WITH THE TEALS!!!
MERGE WITH THE MALLARDS!!
SOAR WITH THE SCOTERS!!
Our pilots are not your average ducks.
They are thoroughly trained to FAA standards:
But I assure you they go through rigorous training.
They start very early:

They learn the newest techniques:
They learn how to solve problems in midair:
We now follow these methods for your safety & comfort (& our profits):

SOAR WITH THE SCOTERS!!
They are thoroughly trained to FAA standards:
There may have been some small mishaps on their way to earning their wings:

But sometimes even that works out:

They start very early:

They learn the newest techniques:
They learn how to solve problems in midair:
Our planes are always in tip-top condition:
Some students wash out & never earn their wings:
We're thinking of hiring this guy.
Please fasten your
seat belts & return your companion to their original & upright position----fishducky
