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Monday, September 11, 2017

HEY, OLDER READERS, WERE YOU HOME SCHOOLED? PROBABLY!!




Most of you actually went to a school outside your home, but you got the major portion of your education at home.  My Ducky, Carole, sent me this & I can't argue with it;


Most of our generation -- 60 plus years were Home Schooled in many ways.

   My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

    My mother taught me RELIGION:
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

    My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

    My father taught me LOGIC:
"Because I said so, that's why!”

    My mother taught me MORE LOGIC:
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

    My mother taught me FORESIGHT:
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

   My father taught me IRONY:
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

    My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

    My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:
"Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

    My mother taught me about STAMINA:
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

     My mother taught me about WEATHER:
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

     My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

    My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.

     My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:
"Stop acting like your father!"

     My mother taught me about ENVY:
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

      My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:
"Just wait until we get home."

                       My mother taught me about RECEIVING:
"You are going to get it from your father when you get home!"

                       My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

                      My mother taught me ESP:
              "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

                       My father taught me HUMOR:
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

                       My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT:
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

                       My mother taught me genetics:
"You're just like your father."

                       My mother taught me about my ROOTS:
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

                       My mother taught me WISDOM:
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand.

                      My father taught me about JUSTICE:
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”


Since I didn't actually write anything for this post 
I'm giving you twice as many cartoons as I usually do:






































----fishducky