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Friday, June 29, 2018

DO CRABS THINK WE WALK SIDEWAYS & OTHER DUMB QUESTIONS



Do crabs think we walk sideways?

A joke for you:


The Lobster Princess is in love with a crab, but her father, the Lobster King, says, "No daughter of mine can marry a creature that walks sideways!!" So the Lobster King organizes a big party with suitable forwards-walking crustaceans for her to choose from. Suddenly, the crab bursts into the ballroom and walks straight ahead down the red carpet. All are astonished!! So the crab goes up to the Lobster King, looks him in the eye and says... "I am so drunk!!"

These questions are mine:

What would life be like for a bird who had a fear of heights?

Why don't they call it teethpaste?  You brush more than one tooth.

How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?

Is cereal really cold soup?

If humans had tails, what would pants look like?

Why don't they sell farmers at a farmer's market?


From reddit.com:

Why can't I stop travelling into the future?
Will intelligent life ever be found on Earth?

And from crazythoughts.com:
Are Jewish vampires afraid of crosses?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Can you daydream at night?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
How come you can buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop? 
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why doesn’t it go bad inside the cow?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Can a cemetery raise its prices and blame it on the cost of living? 
Can atheists get insurance for an act of God?
Can you successfully throw a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
If a criminal turns himself in, shouldn't he get the reward money?
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


16 comments:

  1. Static cling for sheep? No. Wool is a natural fibre and static cling happens in man-made fabrics, like the nylons and polyesters.
    How do you handcuff a one-armed man? to his ankle of course.

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    1. But can you answer the rest of the questions?

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  2. I wonder whether the first emu was afraid of heights?

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  3. Great post! Have a happy day, Lady!! :)

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  4. Lots of fun new-to-me questions. As for the one about "teethbrush," for years, my hubby and I have said, "I'm going to go brush my tooth..."

    Have a super weekend!

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    1. I hope it's not the same one every time!!

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  5. These were fun and thought provoking. Wonder where people Hell really do tell those they are mad at to go?

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  6. Heeheehee! And children who use sign language aren’t allowed to talk with their hands full.

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  7. The person who named toothpaste must have been the same one who named a haircut.

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  8. I've had two dogs who walked sideways. They both died within 24 hours. I think they had strokes. So if I start walking sideways, put me out of everyone's misery.

    Love,
    Janie

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Your comments make my day, which shows you how boring my life has become.