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Wednesday, October 31, 2018

DO YOU HAVE YOUR COSTUME YET?







I saw this on Robyn's blog (rawkinrobyn.blogspot.com)
& I thought everyone needs to see it!!)



If this is you

Here are some last minute off the wall costume suggestions:


You could be the pet of the year

Or in a cage held by a gorilla

Or your favorite waitress

Or an ostrich

You could flip off everybody

Or cry your eyes out

Would you like to be in the arms of a fat stripper?





Or ride a camel

You could be a turkey ready for the oven


Or even a disgusting cockroach!!

If those are too avant garde for you, there's always

Bacon & eggs

A blt

Or everybody's favorite, cookies & milk.

Or you could just clean everything up:


Do you think you're God's gift to women?













 Baby Blues for 10/30/2018




















----fishducky 



 





19 comments:

  1. LOVE the piece from the Talmud.
    The costumes? Not so much.

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    1. I thought everyone needed the Talmud piece!!

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  2. I'm not a costume person, but I smiled at the bathtub one.

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    1. I'm dressing as an old lady this year--scary!!

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  3. I'm not dressing up for Halloween, although I do have a skull which says "happy Halloween" in a scary voice every time someone walks past it! The trick or treaters love that!

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    1. I'd love one of those!! Where did you get it?

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  4. Those were both funny and clever. God's gift cracked me up. Simple but effective. I've known a few guys who could wear that with pride.

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  5. My 40 year old son dressed his 13 year-old self as a large heart and then told everyone "I have a big heart on."

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  6. Love the Talmud quote! Yes, everyone needs to hear this right now.

    Very inventive costumes and some good jokes. You always make me smile. :)

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    1. It makes me smile knowing that I make you smile!!

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  7. The Talmud is right, and that quote is beautiful.

    Heeheehee! Wonderful funnies and costumes. Happy Halloween!

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  8. I'll never look at a Baby Ruth the same way again. Which doesn't mean that I'll stop eating them! I love the famous artist Jack-O-Lanterns.

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  9. I'm the old lady in a nightgown with curlers in her hair. I thought of it at about 9 p.m.

    Love,
    Janie

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