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Monday, October 22, 2018

SOME THOUGHTS FROM THE SHOWER


Some of my best thoughts come in the shower.  In fact, some of my only thoughts come in the shower.  These are some of my (& curiosity.com's) deepest thoughts:

1. The light from the moon is solar powered.

2. You know you're old when you fall down & no one laughs.

3. Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor, it would be insulting.

4. It's odd that "facts" & "news" are treated as two separate concepts nowadays.

5. Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but thieves wish you prosperity.

6. I wish I had a Voodoo doll of myself so I could give it a back rub.

7. For a fortune teller, a surprise party is the ultimate insult.

8. When someone says there may be life in other galaxies, I'm inclined to believe them.  When someone says they have proof, I think they're full of crap.

9. The buttons on Darth Vader's chest may actually just be an MP3 player that plays "The Imperial March" every time he enters a room.

10. Snow is probably the best representation of how little things eventually build up. 

11. Imagine how terrifying fire would be it it wasn't also a light source.

12. People sit 50 minutes in class & have no idea of what's going on & then watch a 10 minute YouTube tutorial & understand everything.

13. Fire trucks are essentially water trucks.

14. UPS will leave a $900 package on my porch without even knocking, but I have to sign to charge a $10 pizza delivery.

15. If you get up 20 minutes earlier than usual, why do you go back to sleep for 2 hours & end up late for work?

16. Whenever you buy & eat half a chicken, you are secretly sharing a meal with a stranger. 

17. If you buy flowers at a flower market & meat at a meat market, why can't you buy fleas at a flea market? 

18. Why aren't there bulls instead of relief pitchers in a bull pen? 

































----fishducky






 


18 comments:

  1. The adorable psycho cat lives with us. Sigh.

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  2. The five year old blogger has a good point.

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  3. Loved the shower thoughts--so true especially #2 which I can verify.

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  4. OMG! Home runs all today! Deepest thoughts, nine lives, ninja assassin cat, the penguins, young blogger, cravings, accountants, bowel movement...out of the park!! :)

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    1. Come on, if you didn't like it, just say so!!

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  5. Some of these are brilliant...some make me think you shower a little too much (JK all are brilliant)

    I believe the bullpen comes from a minor league park where the relief pitchers warmed up under a giant Bull Durham tobacco poster.

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    1. Thanks for the bullpen info, now I know EVERYTHING!!

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  6. #12 is my favorite. Cartoons are so clever.

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  7. I like your reasoning about life in other galaxies.

    That dog's voice of reason is wasted on the cat-on-the-ledge. Cats don't seem to think things through. Thus the mad dash when they suddenly realize they must appear instantly in another room, and nearly rip up the carpet in their haste.

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    1. But cats can fly, can't they--I mean short hops between drapes or upholstered furniture!

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  8. A voodoo doll of me so i could give myself a back rub, now that's brilliant. It would also work when i have that doggone itchy spot i can't reach.

    My evil, psycho ninja assassins have just a hint of sweet, fluffy kitty in them.

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