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Monday, January 8, 2018

EVIDENCE THAT SOME FICTIONAL CHARACTERS SHOULD HAVE MADE DIFFERENT NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS



I didn't write this.  This post (except for the cartoons) was written by Fran Hill & published December 31st in her blog "Being Fran".  I thought it was really clever & that you would enjoy it.  Is everyone named Fran funny?




Gulliver: Don't lie down in other people's countries.

Red Riding Hood: When taking cakes to grandparents, go via the main road.

Pilgrim: Steer clear of Sloughs.

Dr. Frankenstein: Use a wider variety of materials for future craft projects.

Dr. Jekyll: Learn to live with yourselvesself.

The Three Little Pigs: Begin with the bricks.

Holden Caulfield: Revise.

Jay Gatsby: Never let a woman drive.

Lennie Small: Let go of the soft things earlier.

Mr. Bennet: Don't bother with sarcasm that no one gets.

Dorian Gray: Keep the portraits in the kitchen.

Juliet: Marry for money.

Three Men in a Boat: Leave dogs at home.

Magwitch: Skype from Australia

Jane Eyre: Ask for a full tour of the house on the first day.

Piggy: Always carry matches.

Macbeth: Never trust women who don't speak in iambic pentameter.

The Emperor: Check in a mirror before leaving for processions.

Mama Bear: Give them toast.