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Wednesday, May 9, 2018

WHY?



Curiousity.com wondered why certain things seem to be misnamed & so do I.  For instance:


Why is it a mugshot & not a cellfie?

Why is it insomnia & not resisting a rest?

Why is it evolving from apes & not homo improvement?

Why is it car repair & not auto correct?

Why is it a dad bod & not a father figure?

Why is it a jet ski & not a boatercycle?

Why is it discovering H²0 on other planets & not water proof?

Why is it possession of marijuana & not joint custody?

Why is it leaving right after sex & not nuts & bolts?

Why is it the English Channel & not the BB Sea?

Why is it the sun & not a space heater?

Why is it Alexander Graham Bell & not the lord of the rings?

Why is it a foot falling asleep & not coma toes?

Why is it a crab & not a sidewalk?

Why is it an injury lawyer & not a trip advisor?

Why is it a vet & not a dogtor?



How about proper names?  Since celebrities are so widely admired, I guess they think whatever they do is clever.  Here's a list of some of the "clever" ones & the names they've saddled their kids with:

Apple----Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin
Rumer/Scout/Tallulah----Bruce Willis & Demi Moore
Bronx Mowgli----Shannyn Sossamon & Dallas Clayton
Daisy Bo/ Petal Rainbow Blossom----Jamie & Juliette Oliver
Pilot Inspektor----Jason Lee & Beth Reisgraf
Kal-El (Superman's name on Krypton)----Nicolas Cage & Alice Kim
Moxie CrimeFighter/ Zolten----Penn & Emily Jillette
Sparrow James Midnight----Nicole Richie & Joel Madden
Zowie----David & Angela Bowie
Jermajesty----Jermaine Jackson
Fifi Trixibelle/ Little Pixie/ Peaches Honeyblossom----Paula Yates & Bob Geldof
Tiger Lily Heavenly Hirani----Paula Yates & Michael Hutchence
Seven Sirius----Erykah Badu & Andre 3000
Puma Sabti----Erykah Badu & The D.O.C.
Mars Merkaba----Erykah Badu & Jay Electronica
Rocket/ Racer/ Rebel/ Rogue----Robert Rodriguez & Elizabeth Avelian
Prince Michael Joseph, Jr/ Paris Michael/ Prince Michael ll----Michael Jackson
Memphis Eve/ Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q----Bono & Allison Hewson
Moon Unit/ Dweezil/ Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen/ Ahmet Emuukha Rodan----Frank Zappa
Speck Wildhorse----John Mellencamp & Elaine Irwin
Nakoa Wolf Manakaupo Namakaeha----Jason Momoa & Lisa Bonet
AND I can't forget George Foreman, who has 5 sons--ALL NAMED GEORGE!!





















If Mary had Baby Jesus & He was the Lamb of God, did Mary have a little lamb?----fishducky