I saw this on Robyn's blog (rawkinrobyn.blogspot.com)
& I thought everyone needs to see it!!)
If this is you
Here are some last minute off the wall costume suggestions:
You could be the pet of the year
Or in a cage held by a gorilla
Or your favorite waitress
Or an ostrich
You could flip off everybody
Or cry your eyes out
Would you like to be in the arms of a fat stripper?
Or ride a camel
You could be a turkey ready for the oven
Or even a disgusting cockroach!!
If those are too avant garde for you, there's always
Bacon & eggs
Or everybody's favorite, cookies & milk.
Or you could just clean everything up:
Do you think you're God's gift to women?