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Monday, January 21, 2019

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT



It's a tricky word - "everybody." 
When you hear, "Everybody's doing it," it never includes you, 
and when you think, "Everybody knows that," 
it never includes anybody else. (Robert Brault)

Thanks to BuzzFeed, we have some examples:

This item’s assurance that it was not touched by the hands of Martians.

This warning for anyone with a throat.
Or mouth.

This brilliant analysis of the Swedish legal system.

This extremely helpful weather and traffic report.


 This update to Maya Angelou’s appearance schedule.

 This astute sports analysis.
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When this store was very upfront about what you can buy there.


 This helpful bathroom notice.

This library’s hours.

 The allergen information on this pack of eggs.


This nutty observation.

Pizza Hut’s roadside advertising.
 

And this, which I’m pretty sure is a broken chair.
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And some warning labels for the stupid:











 








----(& fishducky, too)!! 



 





14 comments:

  1. Some gems here. I do like the dangerous zipper and the 'remove child' warnings.

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    1. Those were probably important because some idiot sued (& collected)!! Remember McDonald's hot coffee?

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  2. Actually that sports analysis is not so dumb, if you know anything about football you would know that...aw who am I kidding, that is really stupid, but typical of sports commentary!

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    1. Do you think it comes down to how many touchdowns, goals, points or runs a team makes?

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  3. Pretty sure the Google part of my brain is enormous. I am so dependent.

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  4. Really makes you wonder about how some people's thought processes work...or don't work. Great post! :)

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    1. I've come across a lot of them that aren't working!!

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  5. Yes, i always removed my children from their clothes before washing the clothes or them, it worked better that way for both sides.

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    1. Look at all the fun you've deprived them of!!

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  6. Oh, no! Now I'm worried, because I have a throat AND a mouth! But my pets are safe from the oven.

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    1. A throat AND a mouth? Be very, very careful!!

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  7. The one that says "Insert Brain Here" is just how I feel after listening to several neighbours who just want to unload on somebody. Anybody. Me.

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    1. Are you the head of unloading for your neighborhood? Can you resign?

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