Monday, January 7, 2019


Whenever I think I've read or witnessed the most extreme wedding stipulations, another unhinged bride pops out of the abyss to remind us all that life is limitless - a true hell of your own making.

This bridezilla wants to enforce an ugly $1,000 dress code based on weight.  That's not even the worst part.

Roses are red, violets are blue, bridezillas terrify me, how about you?!
One bride-to-be's dystopian wedding vision has taken the internet by storm due to its particularly nauseating combination of fatphobia and classism.
Fatphobia AND classism, can you even name a worse duo?!

In order to create the desired visual effect at her Hawaii wedding, this bride from hell has created a DRESS CODE for all of her guests. But the horror doesn't stop there - the dress code is supremely ugly and includes orange suede (this is a hate crime), green f*cking sweaters (in HAWAII), glow sticks (because apparently it's Las Vegas) AND GREEN FUZZY JACKETS!!! Pardon the caps lock, it just leaped out of my spirit as I dry heaved.
To make matters even grosser, the bride has delineated what people should wear based on what they weigh, and she has specifically delineated that women over 160 pounds must wear all black, and men over 200 pounds must wear CAMOUFLAGE. I'm not sure if this is supposed to fade them out, or shame them, but at least they dodged a bullet with the green fuzzy attire.
The bride also requires everyone drop at least 1k on their outfit for her puke-colored 24k-themed wedding. Just read this for yourself:

Needless to say, when the screenshot of her terrifying Facebook post made the rounds on Reddit, people had a deluge of responses.
q_q_o_o_b_b really captured the essence of the color scheme.
"Is the "incredible visual effect" the bride is trying to create with a green, orange, purple, black, red and camo color scheme a seizure?"

Androsnian is having a hard time believing anyone will show up to the wedding at all.
"I get this feeling this might be one of those weddings where everyone cancels when she tries to double check a month or so before the wedding, and then we'll get the over the top drama post about how all her friends are a bunch of backstabbers. Can't wait."

SharkSpew lamented just how uncomfortable these outfits would be in Hawaii, and also, marveled that the bride expects everyone to learn a synchronized dance?!
"So, I've never been, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say the idea of having to wear sweaters/suede/pants/velvet/hats/jackets no matter what time of year you're in Hawaii is going to be a disgusting sweaty mess. Especially if I'm expected to 'dance'."

RatherBeYachting even made a paint mock-up of the awful outfits.

Apparently the woman caught wind of her screenshotted infamy, because she posted an impassioned response to all of the criticism. The response itself feels even more unreal, and there is a deep abiding part of me that wonders and hopes that this is all just an elaborate joke!!

One response from an invitee:

(someecards . com/Bronwyn Isaac)

think this is her:

Some other bridezillas: