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Friday, July 20, 2018

A BUNCH OF WEIRD STUFF I FOUND ONLINE


Hmm-mm, that's strange!!

There are odd police reports:




There's a lot of funny stuff on trucks:





Don't forget notices:


And market signs:



Or statues:



There are eateries:



And random thoughts:



Or even nature, making a big grape out of 7 small ones:












Wednesday, July 18, 2018

I GOT TEARS IN MY EARS FROM LYIN' ON MY BACK IN MY BED WHILE I CRIED OVER YOU (& SOME GREAT COUNTRY MUSIC)



(Reworked from an April, 2013 post.)

Do you know what happens if you play country music backwards?  You get your wife, your dog & your truck back!!

There are a lot of country songs out there with unbelievably sweet, absolutely lovely names, like the title of this post, which is the real title of a real song.  So are these (just call me a sentimental old fool):

I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling

Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreen's & I Cried All the Way to Sears

I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone Than Another Night With You

If I Killed You When I Wanted To I'd Be Out of Jail By Now

If My Nose Were Full of Nickels I'd Blow It All On You

If You Really Loved Me, You'd Leave

I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home

Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You

May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose

She Got the Gold Mine & I Got the Shaft

Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

All the Gold in California is in a Bank in the Middle of Beverly Hills in Somebody Else's Name

There Ain't Enough Room in My Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All my Lovin' For You

When You Wrapped My Lunch in a Road Map, I Knew You Meant Goodbye

Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight, 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

I  Sold a Car to the Guy Who Stole My Girl, But it Don't Run So We're Even

How Can I Miss you If You Won't Go Away

I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink & I Don't Love You


It’s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long


 In case you thought I was kidding:


For some great country, here's Glen Campbell:


                                          


                                          


                                          


                                           

In case you think that all country singers are able to do
is carry a tune & strum a few chords on the guitar, 
take a look at this:


This was his last song.  It makes me cry:















You know you're old if your walker has an airbag (hey, that would be a great name for a country song)----fishducky

 





Monday, July 16, 2018

HERE COMES THE…OMG, WHAT IS SHE WEARING?

This is me in a short yet typical wedding dress:

I have no idea why these brides are dressed like this:

While it remains unclear if this is some kind of a gender identity crisis or a rebellious act against social norms, this person decided she feels more like half a bride and half a groom. For that reason entirely she made herself a gown that is split right in the middle and integrated it with half of a suit. Flowers took two forms in this one of a kind outfit as well, with both a boutonniere pinned to the jacket and a bouquet held in her hand.


If the gown looks good enough to eat, that is because it probably is! Finding the perfect wedding dress and cake seems like a lot of hard work, where both time, effort and money are being spent uncontrollably to guarantee only the best is being used for your special day. This flame-haired bride thought of a creative way to avoid the additional stress – combine the two into one. The concept of an edible dress might sound too bizarre to some, but clearly not to this woman.

For the past seven years, Ripley’s Believe It Or Not has been sponsoring both amateur and professional designers to create bridal gowns made strictly out of toilet paper, giving “trash the dress” a whole other meaning. The competition takes place in New York City, where the winning wedding dress is chosen for an actual runway show. In addition, the winning designer is granted a $10,000 award. Second and third places are not left empty handed either, with $5,000 and $2,500 awarded, respectively.


These I have no comment on:





The longest train:





Mama June's wedding dress: