Wednesday, October 17, 2012



...you can't separate the two parts of paper to open the Band-Aid wrapper?

...you have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little  plastic tag in the middle of them?

....the person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle?

...the elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on?

...there's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address?

...you open a can of soup and the lid falls in?

...you can never put anything back in a box the way it came?

...three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth?

...you drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette?

...you slice your tongue licking an envelope?

...your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading?

...you wash a shirt with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint?

...the car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing?

...a piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling?

...you set the alarm on your digital clock for 7 pm instead of 7 am?

...you rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out?

...you can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it?

...you reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up?

...your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire?

Me, too!

Some annoyances:

Sorry that this one if blurry, but i HAD to put it in!

Yes, I know there'e no "e" in "shoving".

No one can be happy ALL the time!----not even fishducky