Some of my blogging friends have found themselves in the doldrums as far as coming up with ideas for future posts are concerned. Out of the goodness of my heart I am offering these 33 suggestions, which are available for the low price of $5.00 each, or 3 for $10.00. The first one alone is worth the cost!
- How to steal other people's blog ideas.
- Why boot camp is not good for shoes.
- Barbie is a slut.
- I do not play well with others & I don't care.
- How manicure scissors can be a big help in doing jigsaw puzzles.
- How to paint a masterpiece in 3 easy steps.
- Does your car need training wheels?
- How to stay a close family until Daddy's parole comes through.
- Einstein was wrong--E actually = mc x 12.
- Listen to your mother even if she's stupid.
- Goldilocks & the 27 bears--the complete story.
- The Lone Ranger & Tonto were secretly married.
- Why I should rule the world.
- Harry Potter is really a girl.
- Raising elephants in your apartment.
- How to get fat.
- Diseases are not good for you.
- Somebody has to say it!
- Federal prison is not so bad.
- Why men?
- May I have your money?
- Hollywood is calling me--where the hell's the phone?
- If I owned my own company, I wouldn't work for me.
- Things it is illegal to bring to Show & Tell.
- Convincing your boss you're too sick to work.
- How to get your parents to do your homework.
- How to cheat & get away with it.
- Why pedophiles do not make good school bus drivers..
- Keeping the profit from Girl Scout Cookie sales.
- Why vegetables can be harmful to your health.
- Things I learned from watching cartoons on TV.
- Why it is fun to trip people who use canes or crutches.
- Why broccoli flavored ice cream does not sell well.
Or you can always add an interesting video:
Your blogmeister----fishducky