My friend, Carole, sent me this email & I LOVED it--thank you, Carol!!
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday.
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends
The Bee Gees ---
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver
The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom
A Whiter Shade Of Hair
Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping
The Temptations ---
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone
Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To
And last, but NOT least:
Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again
1st man: “My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o’clock this morning!”
2nd man: “Did they wake you?”
1st man: “Nah….I was up playing my bagpipes.”
What happens if you play country music backwards?
You get your wife & your job back.
What's the first thing a musician says at work?
"Would you like fries with that?"
What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit ?
"Will the defendant please rise ..."
(A different Fran drew the above cartoon.)
A quote that I found at amigoingsomeplace.blogspot.com:
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities----Dr. Seuss (& fishducky)